Old chick VS Young chick

I'll be the first to admit that I'm definitely not a spring chicken any more. I'm pushing my mid 40's and thanks to medications that I take, my figure is nothing to be excited about. But, when I leave the house, I do take the time to make myself "presentable". What really cracks me up is young women who walk around the mall, dressed in bustiers and tight jeans, acting like they are always going to look as "perfect" as they think they currently do. Ladies, I have some VERY sad news for you, the older you get, the lower they fall! So keep them pushed up for as long as you can!